YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE ADVANCE ALGEBRA?

1 .Maria just got married and is about to throw her bouquet which will form a parabola at a balcony 14 feet from the ground. Given the Quadratic Function y= x + x*2 + 20.

Ana, her sister is 15 ft from the balcony. Jo, her bestriend, 5ft away and Pat, her mother, 28 ft away.

Who would be in the perfect spot to catch the bouquet? _____________.

♥Yes, I drew a roof in between the balcony and the 3 desperate women. And wrote: " Sadly there is a roof so nobody will be able to catch the bouquet because there is a 90% chance that it would land on the roof. Sorry girls."
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There was also this problem where the question involves this illustration where we were asked to find the slope of this ramp.

♥I again, drew a jell-o type monster in between the ramp and wrote a little note at the side: "The monster scared the handicapped. Therefore, there is no purpose for looking for the ramp's slope because the handicapped that was supposed to use it was a scaredy cat."

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What can I do? I can't help it. I really, REALLY hate Math. Screw you. Leave me alone.